Fanfiction, I swear has the worst pieces of "literature" jfc....
"His tongue ghosted over the delicious tan skin with vigor. Going in circles, triangles, squares, hearts, and even as far as to writing his name all with his tongue."
"He gripped at the bed head behind him as the more liquid seeped from inside his asshole, causing a loud sloshing…
10:31 pm • 18 September 2014 • 116 notes
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
2:25 pm • 16 September 2014 • 198,863 notes
Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead”
2:25 pm • 16 September 2014 • 279,460 notes
thank u to my friend zevri for opening my eyes to how well so many Ron Swanson lines go with Lin.
Also made me realize how much I want Lin and Mako to have a Ron and April thing going on.
2:21 pm • 16 September 2014 • 18,733 notes
10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS
2:20 pm • 16 September 2014 • 119,642 notes
Doctor Who: Even if you’re an average person with an unexciting life, something fantastic will happen and you can challenge yourself.
Moffat Who: You gotta be hot and raised under magical circumstances so some day a megalomaniacal alien will notice you
2:19 pm • 16 September 2014 • 12,956 notes